Monday, February 22, 2010

New Addition

At the rate the Johnson's and Neas's are going, Grandma and Grandpa are going to have to get a bigger house for Thanksgiving this year. That's right, add one more place setting at the kids table, Jessica is pregnant! We just found out this week. She was eating us out of house and home and I kept asking her if she was pregnant. She kept assuring me that she wasn't, and what do you know, she is 10 weeks pregnant. Here are some pics of the ultrasound we had today. We heard the heart beat and it is strong. We are both very happy!



Sunday, February 21, 2010

Box Tops 4 Education

I recently unearthed a note sent home from Claire's school about Box Tops 4 Education and thought I would share my new quest to collect the little 10 cent pink squares from random everyday items I already buy...

Basically, the sheet Claire brought home was a tally sheet -- I'm not sure how often, but whatever class collects the most "box tops" gets a pizza party or some kind of reward -- but that's not why I'm doing it.

Further investigation into the program via the Box Tops Web site revealed that Claire's school (Oakland Elementary in Royal Oak) seems to have just started collecting the box tops this year for the first time. Although their first-year goal only was $500, they've only collected $654 this year. For a school with so many students, that doesn't seem like very much money!

The school actually gets 10 cents from every top collected. It doesn't seem like much, but it could really add up! So, I thought I would spread the word and perhaps get a few more handed in to her school all for the cost of a postage stamp to you. :)

I've found the small pink squares -- just like the logo above -- on all kinds of things. Today, I took them from a Gogurt box and the bottom of my package of toilet paper. In the past, I've found them on frozen foods, frosting, boxes of Ziploc, cereals, Pillsbury cans of rolls, etc., and oh, so much more.


You can print off coupons on their Web site for all kinds of stuff too -- which, in turn have the Box Tops on them. This gives you an idea of what things should have them on their too.

Though I've not had the opportunity yet, you can earn box tops (so to speak) for purchases through their Web site in various stores online too. I don't expect you to go that far, but if you happen to notice the Box Tops 4 Education logo, please cut it out and maybe pop some in the mail to me after you get a decent stack. In about a month I have about $4 the worth, but it's $4 more than the school had before and it didn't cost me a thing!

I imagine now that I'm aware of it, I'll notice it more often still and will end up with more and more. So, keep yours eyes open! And let me know if you need our address! Thanks!

Friday, February 19, 2010

Where all the Thompson humor comes from : )


So, this is my dad. And the man responsible for twisting my sense of humor. Why I laugh out loud at the 3 stooges, Barney Fife, The Office, and a lot of commercials Karen thinks are stupid. Why I think the dogs farting is the funniest thing on earth. And why I love pranking my kids.

For those who don't know, Dad was famous for running through the house early in the morning shouting, "The indians are coming!" Maybe why I paint indians? Or asking me if I feel any more like I do now than I did a little while ago. Always teasing me about marrying Big Bertha (and then I end up sitting next to her in graduation--he still laughs about that). He couldn't resist calling me at the church and telling me to hold the phone out so he could blow out the line--and then laughing so loud I had to bring the phone back to my ear and admit I was 'had'. He loved to take his teeth out and laugh at the reaction.

He's also the dad that got me drawing by sitting me on his lap and drawing me cartoons. The man who jumped a fence in a single bound when I dislocated my shoulder playing baseball. Took me to just about every state in the union. Taught me to love campers (but not home-made ones). Helped my buy my first car--that Chevy Chevette for $4,000.00. And taught me about the importance of integrity, and not saying words like 'varmint, farting, etc. : )

Sure, he's human and has a few quirks--like eating made up concoctions, reading 8 books a day, wanting to go home as soon as he got there, getting mad once in a while, and telling me the same jokes every time I see him...but hey, that's what makes him special. And me love him.

Thanks Dad. My kids have you to thank for the Thompson Zoo's dysfunctional humor.

I love you.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Jason BACK From the Brink


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....
So many things: got engaged, got married, broke my back, found out I was having a child. Its been a good year!

What one event or change defined your year? I don't know, the whole child thing is pretty life-changing

Any run-ins with the law? Yes, found out that the Springfield police department had a traffic ticket from 2007 that they heard nothing about until July of 2009. I want to be involved in law enforcement. I might want to start rethinking that.

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome? No. The "pull the plug" thing was pretty funny.

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist? I finished the whole series of Band of Brothers. I'm a big fan of Nitro Circus

Did you pick up any new skills this year? I got really good with the Grab-it.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know. How many times has your spouse, mother, or any other female for that matter told you, Are you really going to eat that. I think that may be why.

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).
Feb. 7, the day that I asked for Sarah's hand in marriage.

What was your most embarrassing moment?
I don't really get embarrassed. If it's an emabarrassing situation I am usually the one laughing the loudest.
Did you make any new year's resolutions? Yes. To follow through with things in life.

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?
No comment. I still love you Phyllis.

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to? I am going to be a daddy - very nervous but still looking forward to it.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

"Stephen and Karen" by Kristen


I just wanted to take a moment on Valentine's Day to write a little something about the best marriage, and the two most amazing people in my life, Karen and Steve(phen), haha.


After my dad's illness, my mother showed what a strong, loving wife really is. She fought for my father, and was such a rock when all was crumbling down. That hard time really showed her true colors, and showed how much she loves and adores my dad. My mother would do anything for my dad, and loves him with all her heart, but has taught me the importance of never losing yourself in a relationship. My mom is strong willed, sometimes stubborn, but very intelligent. She is an amazing wife, mother and grandma to my dog! I love her very much, and aspire to be the same mother and wife that she has been someday when I get married and have children.


My father is very strong, intelligent, creative and a man of integrity. He loves my mother very much, and would do anything for her as well. I can always tell by his words and actions how much he loves my mother, and I can tell when they are together that he still loves her just as much now as he did on their wedding day. Oh, and I’ve seen the little love text messages he sends my mom too - they are so sweet. He is a great husband, loving father, and a very talented person. I really look up to my dad; he has good values and is very wise.


I love both of my parents very much, and even though they kind of make me want to gag when they hold hands and act all lovey dovey in public, I know that their love is as real as it gets, and that is rare to find. I have been lucky to grow up witnessing such a beautiful love story, and hope to create one like theirs someday. So mom and dad, here’s to another 20+ years of Valentines days together. I love you both!!!!!!!


Kristen

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Phyllis is now blogging


Watch out everyone. My mom now has access to the blog!

Sugar Stick

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Lola Thompson

Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....


The year that, like, my nemesis Lily got to, like, sleep upstairs with mom and Elmo...while I had to like stay downstairs on the couch. But I got the last laugh--2009, my family will remember as the year of "what's that smell?" when they come downstairs after a night in their luxurious bed.


What one event or change defined your year?

Kristen, like gave me this new doo. Like, drives the boxers and mastiffs crazy. I am the Dolly Parton of the dog world, for sure. I look better than that lady with blue hair on PTL network, or whatever...


Any run-ins with the law?

How did you know to ask that? Just, like, don't tell my dad as he will send me to my crate without a trial. He can be so mean...

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?

Nope. He reminds me of a real cute bloodhound I saw at the dog show. Ooh, what a hunk!

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?

Well, like, I can't read. But I love to chew mom's books. And as for TV, the puppy bowl was, so, like, so hilarious this year. And I love Caesar Milan, the dog whisperer. He always has hot boys on there--bad boys--like, LOL!

Did you pick up any new skills this year?

I learned to let my stinkers on demand. I can clear a room faster than my dad. And that's, like, sayin somethin.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.

Men? Oh...hmmm...well, Otis can let some silent but deadly bombs too. And Lily...yeah, like Lily is the one stinkin our house up mom, not me. I'm just sayin...

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).

When Grandma and Grandpa T were at my house I came this close to, like, nailing that Lily. If mom hadn't shut that door in my face I'd have, like, ripped her to shreds. I can't stand that little mutt! But that was a highlight. And again, like when I got my pigtails done by Kristen...yeah, like that was so hot.

What was your most embarrassing moment?

When mom dressed me up for Halloween. Again. Every year...so, like so humiliating.

Did you make any new year's resolutions?

Eat more. Sleep more. Walk on the treadmill less. Teach my dad some new tricks. Get that Lily. Teach Elmo to walk on wood floors and not freak. Eat the remote again so Otis gets blamed.

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?

Really? Oh, like that's sooo cool! My mom talks to me but before I can answer she talks for me...like as if I talk like that. She'll carry on conversation forever as if I would say those things. I worry about her. And when she talks to Lily she acts like, well...like Lily this, Lily that...Lily you're so sweeeet, yuk! Oh, and you should hear what she says about dad when he's not here...he he... If only I could talk. LOL!!!!!

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?

Camping. I love camping! Mom has always taken me and I love it. I get to bark nonstop at all the hot males and those, like cheap tramp females--there's this, like, Golden that thinks she owns the campground but I tell her what what. And I want to see my dad more so mom will blame him for all my stinkers.

Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.

Oh no you didn't...bulldog races? What do you think...like, that we can run? Plus, no way fat O is going to run. He just jumps up and down like a bronco billy...fool. And Elmo only runs from his shadow so, like...uh uh...aint no races. Except maybe Lily running from me.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Explosive, Uncensored Matthew Interview




Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....

The year that most of the Thompson family ignored my numerous request to play a game for the blog.


What one event or change defined your year?

The birth of my 3rd boy, Lincoln. Also, I had a new position at work as Executive Pastor.


Any run-ins with the law?

Nope.

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?

Nope. He maxed out in 8th Grade.

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?

Movie - Star Trek
Book - The Principle of the Path by Andy Stanley
TV Show - Community (I consistently laugh out loud)
Music Artist - Steve Fee

Did you pick up any new skills this year?

I learned how to a much better leader. God also helped me become a better person.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.

Probably just a Johnson thing. Genetics though Daniel is worst by far.

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).

Hanging out with the family is the best outing everyday.

What was your most embarrassing moment?

Reading the things my brother Chris posts on Facebook to people in my church about OSU.

Did you make any new year's resolutions?

Here's what I want to do in the New Year: 1) Eat healthier 2) Exercise more 3) Drink less pop and more water 4) Read through the Bible once more 5) Be less sarcastic 6) Worship, Pray, and Study more. 7) Mentor at least 3 men 8) Be more loving, patient and humble in all my relationships Should be a challenging year!

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?

After working with my mom for a year, I now realize that talking to her plants is the least of her unique characteristics. She blast music, doesn't use her rear view mirror or back window and thinks her turn signal gives her the right of way. But she's one amazing Children's Ministry Director!

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?

It's going to be a huge year for our church. There are some conferences I'm looking forward to, I'm taking a team of 30 to Mexico for a mission's trip and I look for our church to do some amazing things in our community.

Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.

I don't know Stephen...I only know Steve.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Kristen Thompson For Real


What one event or change defined your year?
Moving to Edwardsville.

Any run-ins with the law?
Yeah right, I'm an angel!

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?
I'm not sure, haven't seen him in a million years.

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?
Movie would have to be District 9, book is She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb, and favorite music artist obviously Lady Gaga.
Did you pick up any new skills this year?
Learning a lot about Photography and Photoshop.. .Oh and how to stop being a slob :):)

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.
Tell me about it... Something is seriously wrong with their digestive systems.

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).
White trash bash for my dad's birthday.

What was your most embarrassing moment?
I don't remember, I tend to embarrass myself often though, haha.

Did you make any new year's resolutions?
To go back to school, and add lots of new pictures to my photo blog www.thompsonsk.blogspot.com.

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?
It's cool, and perfectly normal because I talk to my dog and I talk back for him.
Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?
Looking forward to Spring and Summer and taking lots of pictures.
Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.
I'll be there for sure. Don't forget about Charlie Buckets the pug, he'll be rockin' it out!!!!!!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

More Pictures

More pictures of the family in the snow.

Matt

http://gallery.me.com/r.matthew.johnson#100031

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Thursday, February 4, 2010

2 years ago today...exactly now...

I learned I had a mass on my pancreas. I'd enjoyed some good bbq ribs Super Bowl night, the 3rd. Went to bed fine--woke up at 2 a.m. in writhing pain--my stomach was hard as a rock and I was cramping like crazy. Karen and I thought it was gas (yes, Thompson men gas). It finally calmed and I went back to bed. 2 hours later...same attack. Then another at 6. We went to an urgent care facility. They did x-rays and took blood, urine sample, etc. The doc told us it was likely a gallstone issue so we were told to wait in the room for further direction. That's when it got 'interesting'. Through the thin wall of the exam room we heard the doc on the phone with her superior. Something like this; "Well the X-ray shows a floating wobbly balloon like shape...and his urine is the color of coke...I have no idea...long pause...okay, I will send him to the hospital." From there we went to mercy Hospital and I had an ultrasound. After that they said I needed a CT. While waiting, I was called to a phone where the original doc told me I had a mass on my pancreas. Wow...I'll never forget those words. We went home and by nightfall I was back at the ER with sever pain. The attending became furious when she saw my blood results--said I should've been hospitalized immediately. So I finally was.

From there, well...the rest is history.

I think the hardest part (besides the pain) was in that in-between time at home when I looked up 'the pancreas'. Who knew. And then, pancreatic cancer. Woa...every search result led me to the same stats: 95% of PC victims die within 5 years. Talk about stunning and sobering. I went into a slow motion sort of mind-frame and kept hoping to wake up from a bad nightmare.

Eventually a doc told me I would be lucky to live another two years. Even luckier to make it 5. So I guess that means today, 2 years later, is my lucky day. : )

I wouldn't be here without all your support. Those days after the surgery were dark. And it's been a tough 2 years...but great ones nonetheless. I am blessed. Thanks. I love you all.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Pictures

Check out these pictures.

Matt

http://gallery.me.com/r.matthew.johnson#100006

PICTURES OF LINCOLN

This is an email I received.

Matt



HI MATTHEW JOHNSON,
 
THIS IS YOUR GRANDMA THOMPSON, WHO IS WANTING YOU TO POST SOME PICTURES OF LINCOLN ON THE BLOG, THE THOMPSON BLOG THAT IS.  ALSO SOME OF COLE AND TITUS.  I KNOW YOU ARE BUSY BUT SURELY YOUR GRANDMA DESERVES A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME.  I WILL MAKE YOU AS MANY EGGS IN THE HOLE AS YOU WANT NEXT TIME IF YOU WILL POST SOME PICTURES. I KNOW YOUR CAMERA ISN'T BROKEN AND I KNOW YOUR FINGERS AREN'T BROKEN AND I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN HOW TO POST PICTURES ON THE BLOG, SO COME ON AND TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO MAKE YOUR GRANDMA HAPPY. I KNOW LINCOLN HAS CHANGED A LOT.  WE DO PLAN TO COME AND SEE YOU BUT  I DON'T WANT TO WAIT TIL THEN TO SEE PICTURES OF LINCOLN, COLE AND TITUS.  IF YOU GET TIRED OF READING THIS, MAYBE YOU WILL GO POST SOME PICTURES ON THE BLOG.
I LOVE YOU,
GRANDMA

An Exclusive Interview with Karen Thompson


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that.... Was exhausting

What one event or change defined your year? moving, and trying to explain why we live in 2 different places.

Any run-ins with the law?
I plead the fifth

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?
Well, I don't know haven't seen him in a while

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist? The Blind Side, The Alchemist, Project runway, Ray LaMontagne, Toby Lightman & Kings of Leon

Did you pick up any new skills this year? How to keep newborn kittens alive without a mom

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.
they don't take enough probiotics

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).


New Orleans and Las Vegas where we saw The Phantom of the Opera, and Cirques de soleil's O

What was your most embarrassing moment?
Taking Nate and Anna out for dinner and realizing when I got home I didn't wear makeup that day

Did you make any new year's resolutions? Find a job

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?
Oh well, I talk to my dogs and cats

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?
going to Hawaii with my sweetheart

Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.
YEE HAW! Bring it on.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHYLLIS!!!

Happy birthday Phyllis! Also, Sarah. Phyllis is 55 and Sarah is 25.




Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The Professor

This morning on the way to school, Claire asks me why it's raining in winter.

Me: Do you know about the difference between water and ice?

Claire: No. [Scrunches up her face in concentration.]

Me: Okay, well, both rain and snow are just water that's falling down from really high up, in the clouds.

Claire: [Scrunches up her face a little tighter.]

Me: You see, water and ice are both the same thing, water. Water freezes into ice if it gets cold enough. That's why a lake or a pond in the winter can turn into ice if it gets cold enough. Or if I put a glass of water in the freezer at home, it'll turn into ice because the freezer is very cold.

Claire: [Scrunches up her face so much it looks like it hurts.]

Me: So when rain is falling down from the clouds, if the air is cold enough that rain will freeze on the way down and turn into part ice, and that's what makes snow.

Claire: [Her face is now so contorted her eyes are slits and her teeth are fully bared, like she's making Scary Tiger face.]

Me: Does that make sense?

Claire: Yes.

Me: Then why are you making that face?

Claire: Because you farted.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Chris Johnson in all his Glory


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....

I punched in the face. [Ed. I didn't bother to contact Chris for clarification on this typo because I feel the combination of whatever crack he was trying to make here and the inability to write it in a complete sentence are oddly appropriate for what is about to follow.]


What one event or change defined your year?

Falling in love with my wife all over again.


Any run-ins with the law?

I am the law.


Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?

Only if that plush uni-brow finally connects.


Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?

Watchmen, graphic design books, Sons of Anarchy, The Muse. In that order.


Did you pick up any new skills this year?

I have gotten better at web design but am far off from where I plan to be. I have also learned how to run a business and the best ways to deal with clients.


Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.

Have you smelled Jessicas? Man’s is feeble compared to that.


Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).

My first family vacation to Tennessee with Jessica, Sepporah and my mom.


What was your most embarrassing moment?

I don’t get embarrassed. Embarrassment gets Chris Johnson.


Did you make any new year's resolutions?

I want to learn how to use my camera to take great pictures.


Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?

They are her royal subjects. My mom is obsessed with the royal family so she pretends to be the queen and makes her flowers her royal subjects. It’s pretty weird.


Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?

Hopefully I will be working from my home. That Is my goal. By the summer I want to be fully employed by Tyrus Design and be able to finally sleep in….to 7am.


Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.

I already have a portrait of myself in pointillism by the famous Stephen Thompson. Boo ya! Sucka’s!!

Proud Dad

I picked Sepporah up this morning to take her the early service at my church. She had a $20 bill in her hand and Robin told me it was money for her birthday from her grandma Leoni. I asked Sepporah to leave it at home so she wouldn't lose it. Her respnse touched my heart and made me more proud of her (as if I could be more proud).

"Dad, I am giving it to this girl in another country that doesn't have food or anything. We are putting it in the offering."

What do you say to that? I just picked her up and gave her a daddy bear hug. Sepporah has a heart for God and I couldn't be more proud.
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Thursday, January 21, 2010

A Fireside Chat with Jessica


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that...

I saw God work in so many ways: physically, in relationships, in my life. I was and still in awe of Him.

What one event or change defined your year?

Getting to know and loving my husband more and more.

Any run-ins with the law?

Not me personally but I’ve seen some action in the neighborhood.

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?

Anything is possible.

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?

Book- I’ve been reading the Zion Chronicles for the past year. I’m a slow reader. Blindside. TV- Dexter, Parks and Rec, Friends, and Little House on the Prairie Music Artist-

Did you pick up any new skills this year?

I became a combine mechanic for a few hours and replaced the grate, teeth and chain on a John Deere Combine.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.

It might have something to do with how fast guys eat or maybe it’s a genetic Johnson trait.

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).

Getting the Family Johnson Christmas Tree was the event of the year.

What was your most embarrassing moment?

Having my insulin pump alarm go off in a very small church service.

Did you make any new year's resolutions?

Read and eat more.

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?

Chris did tell me that Mom talked to plants. It’s when they do start talking back to her we should begin to worry.

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?

Moving into a bigger place and thepuffyvest.com really well known.


Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.

The important question is… Did Stephen and Karen hear about this? This sounds like a reunion you can’t miss.


Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Grandpa Uncensored!


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....
W A S.

What one event or change defined your year.
Losing my youngest brother.

Any run-ins with the law?
Passing police car on I-74 while racing a BIG CAR in my little aveo.

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?
Y E S. Where there is life, there’s H O P E !

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?
Movie: “The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again,” with Tim Conway and Don Knox. Book: Chronological Bible I read through. TV show: Evening news, it’s so uplifting!!! Music artist: Eddie Arnold.

Did you pick up any new skills this year?
Yes, learning to pick both sides of my nose at the same time.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.
So they can have the couch all to themselves.

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).
Going to Wal Mart with Grandma and riding the motorized chair around the store while she shops. It makes Grandma feel so proud of me!

What was your most embarrassing moment?
I ain’t gonna embarrass myself again!

Did you make any new year's resolutions?
Yes, to make it a year that IS instead of that WAS.

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?
I think she thinks it makes her feel a little more like she does now than she did awhile ago.

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?
Thompson Family Reunion in Pocahontas, Arkansas on Labor Day Weekend. Then Thanksgiving Reunion on Thanksgiving Day,

Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.
Sounds great. I hope John Douglas Washam can come and help Stephen do some of the acts they did in their very young days.

Profiles in Kirsten


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....
I probably bit off more than I could chew. I came really close to truly being able to do it all. Alas, I think I cannot.


What one event or change defined your year?
Moving again (A theme for the last couple of years). But this year, we moved into an amazing house. The most amazing yet. And are really making it a home.


Any run-ins with the law?
The law kind of ran into us -- with the theft of Dan's Jeep and some sub-par criminals breaking into aforementioned amazing house. And I got pulled over the other night on MSU's campus for having a headlight out. I had the new one in my hand and explained that I had just failed at replacing it on my own that day. He kept trying to hardball me and kept asking me if I had been drinking. I wasn't speeding, or drinking, and had the new headlight in my hand. After about 10 minutes, he finally let me go...


Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?

Yes. There's always room for improvement.

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?

No time for reading with all the knitting I did this year! (On the list for 2010). I read parts of many books and only one in its entirety -- The Last Lecture by Randy Pausch. If you've never heard of it and don't know about it, look into it. It's an interesting collection of stories and lessons from a husband, professor and father diagnosed with terminal cancer. Probably one of those I should pull out every couple of years for a refresher.

Among the shows I really liked are In Treatment, Mad Men, Friday Night Lights, Community, and Modern Family. Among the movies I liked was Up, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Up in the Air, Julie and Julia, Food Inc., (500) Days of Summer, and so many more. I'm kind of a sucker for obscure documentaries, but I won't bore you with the list (King Corn, I Like Killing Flies, the 7 Up Series...)

I loved seeing Daniel play live this year, as well as some of my best friends (who disbanded right after landing a decent record deal years ago) who reunited for a couple of shows in December. Excited to go see the hilarious Maria Bamford do stand-up on Saturday in Ann Arbor!

Did you pick up any new skills this year?
I learned a couple of new knitting tricks, I do believe. And I learned all kinds of skillz through taking care of the boys, and I learned how to cook many new things. I intend to do all of this x 10 in 2010.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.

I haven't figured out whether it's the universe's way of trying to warn women to stay away, or testing us to see if we really will be there for better or for worse.

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).
There weren't really any funds for outings this year, but we had a great time at weddings in Chicago, Pentwater and Downtown Detroit. When our camping trip to Antrim County got rained out, we had a "Staycation" and it was a blast. We went to all new restaurants, did things we kept talking about doing, but hadn't yet done (like going to see a former Johnson family home in Detroit), played massive amounts of Monopoly, had friends over for dinner, and slept in far too late for any responsible adult.

What was your most embarrassing moment?

Well, I had to go to a New Year's Eve party with Band-Aids across my face because a random pore decided to turn into a blood geyser (see photo). We tried every possible remedy for an hour and a half. Finally I gave up. Other than that... certainly I must have done something embarrassing... I left the throwing up in public places in 2008.

Did you make any new year's resolutions?
Be LESS involved (in fundraisers/charities, craft fairs, events) and MORE involved in enjoying my life and my family. I also want to cook more out of my cookbooks and cooking magazines and contribute more to my blogs, especially my cooking one (www.ieatveg.blogspot.com) and knitting/crafting one (www.monkitaknits.blogspot.com). I also intend to read! I have barely read since I moved from Chicago (no more train rides downtown to work and long lunches in the park along the river)

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?
Maybe she's onto something... our plants tend to struggle...

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?
Daniel and I are heading to Nicaragua March 2! I can't wait to visit our friends' home, which includes hammocks, a pool and a dog named Justin. Where in the world is Leon, Nicaragua you may be asking? Here:

Other than that, I think 2010 will be a happier, healthier, year than last year. Fingers crossed!

Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.

I'll bring the board games and the party punch!

The Puffy Vest



As you all know, my wonderful wife Jessica suffers from a whole lotta stuff. Cystic Fibrosis, cirrhosis of the liver, scoliosis, diabetes, and me :) She is the strongest woman I know and I want her to be able to share her amazing story with everyone. Especially those that are like her. So we came up with the idea of her to start blogging about her life journey. We could have went the route of doing a free blog like blogspot, but I thought that with all she has been through, she deserves the best blogging has to offer. So I set out to design and build her a blog worthy of her journey. The site is done and you can see it at www.thepuffyvest.com

I could explain on here what the puffy vest is, but then what fun is that. Go to her site to find out and join her on her journey.

I love you Jessica.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Phyllis Gets Real


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....
my whole world changed. It felt like Cinderella..one day I was working for the county…the next Lancaster Community Church.

What one event or change defined your year?
I got the job of my dreams. I love my job.

Any run-ins with the law?

The library fined me for losing a DVD I was sure I returned and then I found it. They did refund my money but it left a wound.

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?
No and I love showing him off to friends.

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?
Movie- Julia/Julia…it made me want to love cooking. Book… To Small to Ignore about how children need us. TV show…So You Think You Can Dance. Music…I have to admit it, I bought Susan Boyle’s CD. She sings “Wild Horses by Mick Jagger, I’m A Believer by the Monkees, How Great Thou Art and Silent Night on one CD….what’s her market and who in the world is her marketing agent?

Did you pick up any new skills this year?

I learned how to use a GPS system and an IPhone. This is the first time I have fallen in love with a piece of technology….I LOVE my IPhone.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.
Man gas is the same as a man cold.

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).
Going to the Aha! Museum with Cole and Titus.

What was your most embarrassing moment?
I can’t even put it in writing it is so embarrassing.

Did you make any new year's resolutions?

To quit being afraid of the computer and embrace it! I was developing computer phobias.

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?
That is not what she told me.

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?
I would love a Trish, Mom, Auntie, Judy, and Kathy reunion at a fun place but it isn’t planned. I am going to a conference in April in Georgia that I am looking forward to.

Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.
I would love to come! Steve and Karen will be surprised when we all show up.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

The Real Nate Thompson




Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year


without a santa clause?


What one event or change defined your year?

Senior design project.


Any run-ins with the law?

I saved a small rural town from a corrupt sheriff.


Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?

Which one is Daniel?


Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?

Way of the Gun ,World War Z, Dexter, Kanye.


Did you pick up any new skills this year?

Got way too much experience with thermoelectrics, learned to sputter.


Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.

A man's thunder defines him.


Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).

Vegas.


What was your most embarrassing moment?

Mixed two solutions I was told were identical, and watched them separate. Cost my employer's $200 and about a week of time waiting to replace them.


Did you make any new year's resolutions?

Get a job.


Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?

I hear ferns never shut up.


Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?

Getting a paycheck.


Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.


Bet on lily.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Grandma Dishes


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....was.

What one event or change defined your year? I had a bone marrow test done. That makes one see stars.
Any run-ins with the law? No. They stay in their lane and I stay in mine. No run-ins that way.

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome? Is this an ego stroking question? I like you the way you are.

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist? Movie-not a movie fan but I enjoyed UP. Book I re-read: The Life of Jesus Christ. TV show: Create, a cooking show. Music: Gaither vocal band.

Did you pick up any new skills this year? I learned how to make a pear picker.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know. Because they are full of wind.
Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count). Went to Pocahontas for homecoming at our home church and got together with some friends who were a part of our youth group way back when.

What was your most embarrassing moment? A man came in the store where I work and I was so surprised to see him there. I spoke to him like he was a close acquaintance. He looked at me like, “Who are you?” I knew who he was but certainly not as a close acquaintance.

Did you make any new year's resolutions? Not a resolution but my New Year’s desire: Take life one day at a time, think of it as the day the Lord has made and choose to rejoice and be glad in it.

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that? I didn’t know that, but I’ve heard talking to one’s plants is good for them.

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to? Yes! To go to Lancaster. To see Nathan graduate from college and Emily graduate from high school.

Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half. Sounds like a fun time but I need to know what pointilism is before he paints a portrait of me.

What's New With Scott


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....
Not my best year. 2010 is already better.

What one event or change defined your year?
Out with the old, in with the new (jobs and Girlfriends that is). I still have my children thankfully.

Any run-ins with the law?
No! Not even a ticket.

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?
Yes he could.

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?
I remain my biggest fan. Book: The Seven Story Mountain, by Thomas Merton.

Did you pick up any new skills this year?
Yes. I can write a good resume'. And I can travel light.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.
Beeno with every meal.

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).
England x2. Once in March. Then in December. Met some kind people.

What was your most embarrassing moment?
Not easily embarrassed.

Did you make any new year's resolutions?
Yes. Spend less. Save more. Eat healthy. Do chores. Be righteous. Be good. Be happy. As I should.

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?
It's the Co2 from breath.

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?
Two kids in college. Sell the house. Be free to go wherever....

Monday, January 11, 2010

Update on Stephen


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....
I got my groove back.

What one event or change defined your year?
Celebrity spotting--I met Buddy Guy. Saw Heidi Klum do a shoot. Rode a train with Mr. T. Met Grandpa Elliot.

Any run-ins with the law?
None that I am allowed to discuss until the trials are over.

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?
Who's Daniel?

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?
Under the Banner of Heaven, book. LOVE The Office, Community and Modern Family.

Did you pick up any new skills this year?
Yes, avoiding interviews.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.
It's cause we think it's funny to fart.

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).
New Orleans with Karen.

What was your most embarrassing moment?
I threw up just last night outside of LA's fanciest restaurant. Seriously and sadly...

Did you make any new year's resolutions?
Yes, to avoid interviews like this.

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?
I'm sure she thinks they talk back. And I am fine with that. My friends the trees told me it's okay.

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?
Going to Kauai with Karen in March! Second, and only real, honeymoon.

Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.
Yeah right. Let me know when so I can give you the keys to my house since we'll be camping.

This image is real

In this image Matt is passing on to Cole his deep love of wearing robes.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Update on Emily


Complete this sentence. 2009 will be remembered as the year that....
means nothing compared to 2010, which is the year I graduate.

What one event or change defined your year?
Getting accepted into SIUC. It really gave me something to look forward to.

Any run-ins with the law?
Yes. I got pulled over twice. Once because my mentally insane dad put the wrong license plate on my car, and the other time because his actual LICENSE was expired. Wow dad.

Could Daniel possibly get any funnier/more handsome?
Ehh.. I think he's hit that point..

Culture. What was your favorite movie/book/TV show/music artist?
Zoolander. The Twilight Series. House. Rush and Oasis

Did you pick up any new skills this year?
I learned how to be freaky fast at Jimmy Johns.

Why do some men have terrible gas all of the time? Seriously, I really need to know.
Because they're clogged

Name your best outing of the year (Sarah's wedding and Thanksgiving at Grandma and Grandpa's don't count).
My JJ Christmas party or the New Years party I went to. So much fun

What was your most embarrassing moment?
Killing my dad's Lancia every 2 minutes when I drove it.

Did you make any new year's resolutions?
Yes. To succeed in school next year and no more mr. nice Emily! haha

Did you know that Phyllis talks to her plants? Apparently they never talk back to her. What do you think about that?
Maybe it makes her happy. Or she is just developing schizophrenia.

Are there any plans for 2010 that you're really looking forward to?
Yes!!! SIU!!! (with my best friend Erin)

Did you hear about Thompson-a-thon? It's a four-day event at Stephen and Karen's this summer. There'll be bulldog races (complete with a bookie), a Johson-boys Wrestlemania (you can bet on this too), and full sets on Stage A by artists such as Cole, Claire and Sepporah. Also, Stephen has agreed to paint everybody's portrait, in life-size, for free, using pointilism. It's going to be a hoot and a half.
Oh wow

Monday, January 4, 2010

Scanned

I snagged these two photos from my mom's house when we visited this Christmas.


My friend Megan says I look Guatamalen in this picture, and I don't think it's because of my freedom fighter clothes. I don't know why Chris looks like he's been starving in a concentration camp. Lord knows we were flush with snacks in those days. Maybe we were playing something wholesome like POW rescue or something.

My mom, showing the '80s how it's done.

Does anybody else think Lincoln resembles Chris as a baby?

Gabe and Emily as infants---priceless

Another nice nugget from Karen's video collection. (Trust me, this is just the beginning).


Sunday, January 3, 2010

Grandma swimming

another blast from the past...


Friday, January 1, 2010

Blast from the Thompson past...

Turn up the volume (loud!) on both your PC and the video. Karen has been busy converting her old VHS's into digital files. She found this in the lost films archive--the 'boys' reenacting a movie collage. Fun! I especially like the part where Daniel is climbing the side of a building and the little ones are walking upright on it. : ) I still remember when we shot this...how time flies. Enjoy.