One More Person - Yes, I'm Embarrassed For Them

1. I frequently wear white pants after labor day.

2. I once put a sewing needle in the coffee cup of my home ec teacher's coffee. I believe she received the message loud and clear.

3. In my high school we were required to complete a certain amount of community service hours per year. I convinced one of my teachers to sign off on service hours for me if I would agree to shut off all the lights in a certain wing of the building each day after school. For this I received a key to one of the janitors closets. I used this closet to make out with my girlfriend. I think sometimes I remembered to turn the lights off.