Since becoming part of the great mass of unemployed, I decided it was time to conduct an experiment. Never again will I be able to do this.
For a lifetime I have suffered from dirty hair. I had to wash it every day or it would look like a grease pit. So, I determined to re-train my physiology by simply refusing to wash my hair at all. How far could it go. After one month, I'm proud to say, my hair follicles have ceased producing the grime that forced me to wash it daily. I now have the freedom to go days without a wash, and I pass for a stylish, "hair product" kind of guy. I beat my own body.Ha!
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oh Scott...you crack me up. I can't believe you and Daniel are so distantly related...you two are clones in your thinking and humor.
Scott,
If you went for an interview for a job looking like that, they might feel sorry for you and give you a job. Might be worth a try. hmm!
I love my unique uncle Scott.
You look like Ed Grimley. Congratulations.
I have a serious question, though. Did you not get dandruff? I also can't go a day without showering without becoming a greaseball. But when I've tried to rock the look anyway for more than a day I always get flakes.
Hear that, Scott? You're "unique."
That's a bombpliment if I've ever heard one.
humor or dementia? Since Kristen and Karen both do hair I am fully aware of the grossness that comes with dirty hair. They both refuse to touch dreads. Just think Scott--a few more months and you could look like Sideshow Bob. Or the only other white guy with dreads--you and the singer from counting crows.
: ) http://www.marketwatch.com/story/five-tips-to-help-you-nail-a-job-interview-2009-07-24?siteid=rss
I am pretty sure washing hair is important.
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