Christopher Johnson
Describe your hairstyle in two words or less.
Short and Free
What is your favorite song?
Any song that isn’t from the High School Musicals….
How Great Thou Art
What is the last thing that totally blew your mind.
My mom’s ability to spank me through email.
How's your love life?
Baseball is going good…….
JK… I love Jessica with all my heart.
If there's one dessert you could eat until it hurts, what would it be?
JESSICAS BANANA PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When is your bedtime?
When ever I fall asleep. But I try and get to bed around 9ish.
Einstein said: "A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin. What else does a man need to be happy?" Customize this quote to fit yourself.
I wish I could punch Einstein in the face.
What is your most under appreciated attribute?
My high level of sarcasm. For some reason it really upsets my mom and I have absolutely no idea why. (sense the sarcasm.)
What is your pet's name?
Sepporah
How much can you bench press?
About 4 Daniels
Quick, how old are Betty and Leroy Thompson?
Infinity
And what are they really doing with all that free time?
I think Grandma cries over the sarcasm on the blog, and Grandpa is getting the movie The Tales of Value for his grandkids to watch again….and again…and again…..
Will you announce your candidacy this year?
I do not like this question, and will not respond to it.
9 comments:
Christopher is hilarious. I like the sarcasm. Could you be a comedy writer? Maybe so.
I love it. My favorite, "My mom's ability to spank me over email."
That's good.
Don't encourage him!
by posting that comment Dan, you encouraged him way more than I ever did.
Rookie mistake. Here comes the comments from Chris...
Dan. I filled out this questionnaire like 3 months ago...After seeing you at Christmas....I think i can only lift 2 Dans now.
True story. We recently had some flooding in our basement, which has required professional carpet cleaners to come out twice to get rid of the mildew smell. Our landlord and I have been doing sniff tests to judge the progress. He was over today and he got a disappointed look on his face and said, "Darn, it still smells stale in here." "No," I said. "That's just my brother Chris's jokes you're smelling. They lack freshness."
Where's RICHARD SCOTT???????
I loved your answers and especially the part about your mom's ability to spank you through email. She's a good mom!
Oh, and I forgot---the glasses are very becoming!!!!
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