STEPHEN THOMPSON
Describe your hairstyle in two words or less.
Managed chaos.
What is your favorite song?
What a Wonderful World (Louis Armstrong version)
What is the last thing that totally blew your mind.
Karen asked for another cat.
How's your love life?
Well, after 30 years Karen still talks to me so that's a good sign.
If there's one dessert you could eat until it hurts, what would it be?
Doritos.
When is your bedtime?
When Karen asks me to help her fold the laundry.
Einstein said: "A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin. What else does a man need to be happy?" Customize this quote to fit yourself.
A happy wife, pencils and paint, and bulldogs. What else does a man need to be happy?
What is your most under appreciated attribute?
My gentle disposition.
What is your pet's name?
Lola, Otis, Elmo, Lily, Skyler and a cat to be named.
How much can you bench press?
1.5 pounds--what a bag of Doritos weighs.
Quick, how old are Betty and Leroy Thompson?
Old enough where one shouldn't ask.
And what are they really doing with all that free time?
I am pretty sure it has something to do with Polka.
Will you announce your candidacy this year?
Yes. I am a die-hard socialist and will be running for the neighborhood board. I want to outlaw any form of work done before 10:00 a.m. on Saturdays. I am tired of listening to Karen complain about the neighbors mowing their lawns a 7 a.m. Remember what I said about a happy wife? Well, if she aint happy, aint nobody happy.
3 comments:
Amen. Could you maybe come talk to the construction crew that's been moving dirt from one side of a lot to the other behind our house for the last three months?
Looking forward to seeing everyone in a few days!
With regard to first paragraph above picture....grumpy old man.
Old age is a phrase that seems glorious to anticipate now.
The peer pressure in this family to get a tattoo is unbearable.
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