The Bachelor Lifestyle of Richard Scott

By now Richard has become somewhat of a celebrity on this blog for his bachelor lifestyle, which he's on record admitting consists of raging video game abuse and gratuitous Cardinals baseball attendance. We managed to catch up with him outside last week's Cardinals game when he emerged staggering in a hot-dog-induced stupor.

RICHARD

[Note. At press time we were unable to secure any actual photos of Richard or his bachelor Valhalla, so we're running a shot of notorious bachelor Matthew McConaughey instead, as well as a shot we found on the internet that we think might resemble Richard's pad.]



Describe your hairstyle in two words or less.
- Completely shaved

What is your favorite song?

- Final Countdown by Europe

What is the last thing that totally blew your mind.

- The Cardinals winning the world series.

How's your love life?

- Average at best

If there's one dessert you could eat until it hurts, what would it be?

- Grandma's cookies

When is your bedtime?
- 12

Einstein said: "A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin. What else does a man need to be happy?" Customize this quote to fit yourself.

- A brat, a beverage, and a babe, all at Busch Stadium. What else does a man need to be happy?

What is your most under appreciated attribute?

- My humor

What is your pet's name?

- Don't have one. ( I want a doberman)

How much can you bench press?

- More than you can.

Wait, have you been talking to Chris? Quick, how old are Betty and Leroy Thompson?
- Mid '70s

And what are they really doing with all that free time?

- Preparing for next year's thanksgiving.

Will you announce your candidacy this year?

- Might as well start calling me Mr. President