Monday, July 7, 2008

Breaking News: New Chris Tattoo Not Right After All

Authorities are still trying to determine what led Chris Johnson to tattoo the wrong coordinates to his forearm in a mixup that many are saying is "not surprising." The tattoo, which Johnson received last week and believed to be the coordinates of the hospital where his daughter Sepporah was born, was discovered over the weekend to be, in fact, the location of a Burger King in Windsor, Ontario. The discovery ran on drudgereport.com Saturday morning and was picked up by CNN.com that evening.

"I'm not really sure how this happened," said an exasperated Johnson, who admitted his topography skills are "not the greatest." Still, Johnson seemed determined to see the bright side. "I heard that when Johnny Depp broke up with Winona Ryder he had his tattoo changed from WINONA FOREVER to WINO FOREVER by removing the N and A," Johnson said. "Maybe I can do something like that."

Mark Tandy, night manager at the Windsor Burger King said he's never heard of anything like this happening before at his restaurant and added, "Double Whoppers are on special this summer. You tell the Johnsons they're welcome to stop by any time."

We will bring you more on this late breaking story as it develops.

3 comments:

Chris Johnson said...

My next tattoo is the coordinates of Daniels face on my fist...

Anonymous said...

So..how do we know what is true and what is fiction?

Daniel said...

Having flashbacks to april fool's day, mom?